Oh man bashing Dobbles is still a thing? Top lel. Should I resurrect this blog? Are the people still hungry for Pretzel related shennigans?

Yeah, ForeverPandering is a gem for putting that together, and existing. T-thank you Anon-sempai (◡‿◡✿), but I beg to differ. There is no sexy Australian accent, there’s only bogan and slightly less bogan.

And uh, Italian? Idk, maybe that African language with the clicks. lady boner material.

orpheusis2spoopy:

of COURSE tom preston is the kind of guy who would chop down the bottom two blocks of a tree trunk and leave the rest up to look ugly and be in the way

creepygraystripe:

Click through for a toats high res exclusive behind the scenes tour of the Pretzel factory for all you cool as crisps followerz. Files get named based on the first thing that arises from the clusterfuck of meta consciousness I become embroiled in when making these in bulk.

oh hi Tom

Too soon?

U-S-A, U-S-A